when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
*somersaults across campus* REINBERT! *runs down hallway* JEANMARCOO *jumps on cafeteria counter top* YUMIKURI! *dances in the elevator* SPRINGLES *bursts into president pura’s office* EREMIN *punches him in the face* ERRRUUUUUURRRIIIIIIIII
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
"black widow is a supporting character" your spine is a supporting structure in your body let’s see how well you do without it
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BEARD I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”